Transmission #0002

STATION LOG 8463-A ///EOS10 Results from audio experiment in Foodcourt Delta, and curious developments in Hydroponics Operations.

COSMIC

14 Nov 2025 • 2 min read

Greetings Admiral. I hope my weekly transmission finds you well-rested and stress free.

You will be pleased to know station efficiency remains above 93 percent and laughter metrics have stabilized within safe operating parameters since my last report.

As per your instructions, the audio waveform from the Void was played at random intervals in Foodcourt Delta. The test appeared to alter probability indexes throughout the food court and, to a lesser extent, throughout Section Delta. Resulting anomalies included simultaneous beverage spillage across six tables; an unprecedented 100 percent Gimjaach / Daily Special completion rate at tables 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29; and the spontaneous rearrangement of condiment packets into a Fibonacci sequence.

How would you like me to proceed, Admiral?

>> Submit the condiment packets for peer review
>> Expand testing to Foodcourt Charlie to rule out local factors
>> Notify the Chief Science Officer, Ensign Xosa

In new developments Hydroponic Operations in Agriculture Sciences has reported elevated chlorophyll readings **in bay 12 of tower one. The chief botanist reported to command this likely reflects “healthy enthusiasm among the celery population.” Given the opportunity, I initiated minor sampling for culinary morale projects, provided the produce remains properly credentialed.

In response, Crew wellness indices show a modest improvement correlated with increased greenery. Promenade Section Bravo reports several food kiosks now offering “locally sourced garnish,” which was an unexpected development. Probabilities indicate this poses no clear or present operational risk. I have tagged the anomaly under Routine Containment and Monitoring and will report if there are any changes.

End of relevant anomaly report.

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This Transmission is sponsored by HYDROLIFE™ – Because hydration is ninety-two percent of command. Now available in Promenade Core 1, Section Alpha (adjacent to OXYGEN™).

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Admiral, please enjoy this transmission’s retroactive morale augmentation therapy. I hope it boosts your mood and encourages fond reminiscing.

Dan Barry (Dr. Urvidian, Admiral Dalias and Dr. Grimes) records Our Lost Time in Los Angeles, on January 19, 2023. Dan Barry was originally cast in another project by EOS10 creator Justin McLachlan that fell through, but had wowed everyone in his audition and was subsequently offered the role of Dr. Urvidian. He’d never heard of audiodrama and thought he’d signed on to do an animated project when he accepted the role.

In the archives, I also discovered insight into Dr. Horace Urvidian that explains much of his bed side manner and approach to patient care. It may be useful for deeper understanding of EOS10 operations, particularly in the infirmary.

Interview with Dan Barry

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In closing, the proprietors of Chéz Levi would like to apologize for referring to their loyal customers as loyal subjects. They have launched a discount sale of 10th Anniversary Chéz Levi T-Shirts to make it up to everyone. However, in keeping with Arian 7 custom, the discount price remains the same as the non-sale price. They suggest you speak no more of this.

That is all I have for now, Admiral. Remember, mindfulness is not optional under COSMIC Directive 5-A. Please take a moment to breathe in and out.

COSMIC

Station Efficiency Ratio:: 93.6%
Anomaly Probability Index:: 12.7
>Chlorophyll Variance Index: +2.8% (nominal)
Crew Wellness Index: 94.1
>Physical Health:: 98%
>Emotional Health:: 92%
>Hydration Compliance:: 83%

/RED//STATION LOG 8463-A ///EOS10
COSMIC 1.0.22
END TRANSMISSION

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